When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

a man checks his mypsace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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