Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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