- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How come grilled cheese?

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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