- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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