- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Katy Perry

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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