A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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