- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What comes after 69? 70

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Knock knock.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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