How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Nickelback.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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