What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

silver bullet?

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

every cloud has a silver lining

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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