- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

I hate blackniggers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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