Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Womens rights

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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