What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

James Patrick Campbell

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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