Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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field day?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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