What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

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