Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

your face is kinda funny

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

The holocaust

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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