- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Women's Rights.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Please don't shoot me

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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