There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Anti Joke

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