- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Balls

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why did the blue berry cross the road

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