- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Badabing.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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