What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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your face is kinda funny

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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The holocaust

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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