- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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