What's your blood type? Red.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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