- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Once upon a time a was born

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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