Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Neil is a reterd.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Loperson

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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