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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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