- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

outside your comfort zone

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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