- Anti Joke

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Students, please find the surface integral.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

adam hodgson !

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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