- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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