What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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haha

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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