- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a vagina

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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