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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue? The sky.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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