Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Women's rights

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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