- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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