- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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