- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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