- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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