- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call your mom? Mom

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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