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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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