- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Killing your friend as a joke.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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