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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Once upon a time a was born

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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