- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

YOLO You only like Oreos

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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