Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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