A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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