Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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how do you win a game try your best

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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