- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Justin Bieber

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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