- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

women's rights

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

An Asian person drove home safely.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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