- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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