- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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