- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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