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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Go away still nothing to see

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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