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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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