whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Your're racist.

Large 4

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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