Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Ebola

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

all the kids had fun

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

here's a joke... the american education society

A baby seal walks into a club.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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