- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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