What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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