- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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