How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Womens rights

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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