There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

u know whats a crime? rape

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What fires shots? A gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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