When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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