- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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