Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

yolo your orange looks orange

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Can anyone Lenin money?

your mama's so fat... that's it

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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