- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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