Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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