- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

time to spruce up!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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