Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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