Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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