- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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ure mama's so fat

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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