There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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