- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How old are you? 7

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Mahmy

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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