A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Double-whammy

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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