Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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