what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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