he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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