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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Mahmy

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Male leadership.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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