- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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