- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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