- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Tim likes girls

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