- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

ewrg

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??