women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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