3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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