Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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woman's rights

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LOL

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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