What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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You sick fiend

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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