What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Faithful men.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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How old are you? 7

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Anti Joke

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