- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Face...the other white meat!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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