An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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