What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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