- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

a skinny sumo wrestler

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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