- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I literally died laughing

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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