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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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