- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

whats my name? Matt

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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