- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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