Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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