- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

whats up and also down? your mum

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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