- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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