- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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