What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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