Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Click here to end the world.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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