- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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